Fitting Room/Shopping Etiquette

Fitting Room/ Shopping Etiquette

Since I spend the majority of my time at work, I thought that I would take a moment and establish a few set of simple guidelines for you shoppers. =]

1.If one 17 and a half shirt doesn't fit, the other three that you try on will probably not fit either.
2. No one wants to clean up your dirty clothes or underwear, so if you really feel the need to steal, take your panties with you.
3. I can guarantee you that almost none of what we carry is made in the US. I'm terribly sorry for that, but I have no control over it. I don't need a 20 minute lecture about how our country is so arrogant and naive to take our businesses elsewhere.
4. I know that it's hot in the men's department, but the sweat dripping from your forehead is disgusting.
5. I hate throwing away your germ filled Starbucks and Pretzel Time cups, but what I hate more is when you leave them on the t-shirt rack for me to clean up later. I wouldn't come into your home and leave my crap all over the place. Common courtesy is always appreciated.
6. Please don't look at me and ask, "Is there anyone even working here that can help me in suits?" when you can clearly see that I'm the only person working and that I'm busy with someone else. Moral of the story: Wait your turn.
7. I hate when nagging girlfriends command their significant others to try things on and buy things that they don't want to buy. You're not wearing it, so shut up.

Beth's here, so I'll finish the rest later. =] Enjoy.

Edit:// Alright, back on track.

8. I'm terribly sorry that I do not feel comfortable measuring the inseam of your 80-year-old husband. I do my best, but I'm not the greatest at it. He should know what size pants he wears by now anyways.
9. If I say, "Please sign on the screen and tap complete when you're finished," please do not look at me and say, "what do I do now?"
10. Running up the down escalator is excusable when you're seven or eight-years-old, but when you hit 19 or 20, and you still think you're cute, I sometimes want tell you to grow up and go away(in the nicest terms).

And we'll wrap this up with an odd number 11. I cannot make an item magically appear that is not in store and out of stock online. I'm not lying to you, and you searching the store frantically for 30 minutes will also not make it suddenly appear. Technology hasn't made it that far yet.

So I hope that you've learn something useful today. =] Tune in next time.